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Uhauls R US 🧙🏼‍♂️

May 8, 2023 •

This Is Necessary 🔳 Doe

April 2023

Four Score and 500 + 1 - 639 Years Ago 🦤

They Hoohah Prophecized Diss Toose 🤡🦤

Apr 9, 2023 •

This Is Necessary 🔳 Doe

March 2023

Whittling Thay Skin Flute 🎨

Stl Freestyle 🤡🧙🏼‍♂️ Tree Way

Mar 29, 2023 •

This Is Necessary 🔳 Doe

UNDEFEATED / NEVER WON A SINGLE GAME

ITS RECORDED. VERILY. DEMONSTRABLY. PUBLICALLY. 🤡

Mar 28, 2023 •

This Is Necessary 🔳 Doe

WE’s COMPARE’n UNREAD SHEET 💩↔️🌽

WHY WEESE DON KNOW 💋

Mar 28, 2023 •

This Is Necessary 🔳 Doe

🪰 POOP BOOP 💩

Gotcha Sphincter 🤡 💩 CALL THAY FBeyes 🖕🏽

Mar 28, 2023 •

This Is Necessary 🔳 Doe

Using Threats Of FBI Investigations

IS FELONIOUS 🤡 WHIZZERD

Mar 28, 2023 •

This Is Necessary 🔳 Doe

He A Lunatic 🤡🧙🏼‍♂️🎯

Threatening Investigations Iss A Felonious Fable

Mar 27, 2023 •

This Is Necessary 🔳 Doe

Tundra 🧙🏼‍♂️Juss Kapes Eating Mah A$$

Tongue Meh 🤡

Mar 27, 2023 •

This Is Necessary 🔳 Doe

A DRAGON 🐉 BOOFS YOOSE 🧙🏼‍♂️

Tenure Spanking

Mar 27, 2023 •

This Is Necessary 🔳 Doe

Mar 26, 2023 •

This Is Necessary 🔳 Doe

I Can Vouche Fo Diss 🦤 Carl Sizelove

True Story 🤡🤬

Mar 26, 2023 •

This Is Necessary 🔳 Doe

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